Every fan needs laugh-track device to deal with sports media madness

I’ve at last found a remedy for the preposterous stuff we hear and see while trying to endure modern sports.

First-time father-to-be Ohtani away from Dodgers
Manager Dave Roberts said before the Dodgers' series opener Friday night against the Rangers in Texas that Shohei Ohtani was with his wife and...
Tufts University student detained in Louisiana must be moved to Vermont for hearing: judge
U.S. District Judge William Sessions said he would hear Rumeysa Ozturk’s request to be released from detention.
Minnesota state employee allegedly caused $20K in damage vandalizing Teslas — weeks after Gov. Tim Walz mocked automaker’s stock prices
Dylan Bryan Adams, 33, a fiscal policy analyst for the state run by the failed vice presidential candidate, was arrested after he was caught on...
UMass Boston student, 19, charged in firebombing Tesla dealership in Kansas City: DOJ
Owen McIntire, 19, was home on spring break when he hurled two Molotov cocktails at a Tesla dealership in, damaging two Cybertrucks and charging...
Rep. Andy Biggs announces death of his daughter, 37, from cancer: ‘We are devastated’
“Earlier this week, our daughter Cosette lost her battle with cancer. We are devastated by her passing, but take comfort knowing she is at peace...
Toyota considers making top-selling RAV4 SUV in the US to avoid Trump tariffs: report
The Japanese company is weighing whether to produce the next version of its SUV at its Kentucky factory, according to a report.